St. Valentine's Day and St. Patrick’s Day always seem to require the attention of the classroom teacher. These are easy, no prep, scripts which will add some content and fun into these “intrusive holidays”. These scripts, when performed, are like turning your classroom into the studio audience for a game show. With the Who are You, Anyway? Holiday Edition titles, you as the teacher can block out 10-20 minutes of those crazy days party days with some decent educational content which also feels a